Hashisms: more heartbreak

me: when are we going to have a love child?

Hash: i have seven

i just don't like to talk about it

3:07 PM me: well you need an 8th

with me

Hash: noope

3:08 PM i'm talking to a girl right now

she's cool

3:09 PM me: sweet. congratulations

i'm happy for you.

i was jk about our love child. jajaja. so you don't have to worry. you haven't broken my heart

Hash: i know

it's impossible to break a heart of stone, anyway

(part of my chronicle of ultra silly online conversations)

Got some hearts that I'll be breaking

I'm going to break up with somebody with this song. It's awesome! The video is pretty sweet too.

'Just Ain't Gonna Work Out' by Mayer Hawthorne:

Benisms: influenza porcina

Thalia

i wasn't scared... but then i read this on the cdc: In September 1988, a previously healthy 32-year-old pregnant woman was hospitalized for pneumonia and died 8 days later.

9:48pmBen

what's the difference? why were you scared before?

9:48pmThalia

cos she was previously healthy!

9:48pmBen

not scared

9:48pmThalia

and i was banking on my good immune system

to save me

9:49pmBen

well yeah, duh...one day you're good, the next day you die. that's how death works. hahaha

Bevisms: Souvenirs

me: wheres he from originally?

11:37 PM Beverly: Oaxaca

me: has he been to tex?

how the fuck did he end up all the way in mo?

Beverly: LOL

11:38 PM Good question

He must have passed through it

I mean, how else do you get into the U.S.?

California, I guess

Arizona

Nevermind

there are obviously other options

But, seems like it'd be hard to bypass all of Texas to get to CoMo

11:39 PM me: LOL

omg. you are so funny

Beverly: lol

me: obviously there are other options

Beverly: LOL

11:40 PM You and your status messgaes. They entertain me

I momentarily forgot Mexico bordered other states, lol

11:41 PM New Mexico

That's it though. I pulled up a map on google images

11:42 PM Any person that made the trek from Latin America into the U.S. has got balls, dude

me: for sure

Beverly: You know you've found yourself a good man

me: hardcore balls

For the sake of blogging anything at all

These days I don't have much human interaction, but back in the day when I had a real reporter job I would observe all sorts of fun stuff walking down the hallways at work. People would say the most random, funny things.

Here's one of those convos (Sorry if you don't speak Spanish):


Guy #1: (Scoff) Hmm.
Como eres chistoso

Guy #2: ¡Tu mami, maricón!

Capucine strikes again ...

The cutest child in the world.


Tongue twister from Capucha on Vimeo.